As I lay my head upon my blue and red pillow, I thank you for the many blessings of today.
Please send down your healing hands upon our helmets, grant our opponents a peaceful sooner-than-expected rest this winter, and give us another day to honor our fans.
If it is not too much to ask, given our century-long wait for these sweet sweet victories, may we honor our fans with eight more wins this year?
In Ernie’s name, amen.
Written near the end of the 2015 season when the Cubs made the playoffs.